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What if TIME really is just a jump to the left...and then a step to the right?Huh?For those of you who are neither in your 50s, nor have ever seen the 70’s cult classic film The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and don’t know the Time Warp dance we’re referring to, buckle up. We’re about to share a revelation that we at HG love about time, our current dance with it, and its warp-ability.Don’t worry. It shouldn’t take too long…We humans are certainly an interesting lot when it comes to a lot of things. But, when it comes to TIME, many of us are at great odds with it. It’s even worse than that. We’re not only in denial about our limited time here, but according to science we use the time we DO have usurping 80% of our 12,000-60,000 daily thoughts on negative things. 95% of which are repeated from the day before!You do the math. How martyr-dumb of us is that?!Given what odd ducks we humans are about time, HG has spent a ton of it developing the right hacks to help all of us get a handel on it. We have clients write their dreams/highest ideals for each of the 12 Areas of Life and time is, of course, one of them. In their dream for it, we have them figure out exactly who and how they want to be about time. We have them put in the right promises about it, and then we have them put their life in ACTUAL time (and a calendar!). All the while having them get conscious of all their negative thoughts, beliefs, and theories about time in order for them to see what they’ve ACTUALLY been busy spending their time unconsciously proving.What negative thoughts, beliefs, and theories, you ask? Where to begin? From I’m not a morning person, to I need 7-8 hours of sleep to, there isn’t enough time in the day, to work takes up too much of my time, to I have to put others before me, to the kids/computer/Netflix sucked me in, etc. Think about your "favorite" truisms about time.We’re what HG calls “weather reporters” about time, reporting on it like IT’s happening to us. We can be good with IT, great with IT, bad with IT, used to be good with IT (a.k.a. before kids), victims of IT, procrastinators, brats, and liars about IT, and so on. And, no matter how much work we’ve ALL done regarding time, we find that most of us could still use more marriage counseling sessions with it (not to mention, a much larger, sexier vocabulary around it), as our relationship to time, at the moment, is far from hot, romantic, inspired, or creative. You know what else we discovered that was even more alarming: time is exactly what we ALL think it is…and what’s that?A noun. A thing that is linear, constant, and consistent. Like gravity. And like gravity, it exists and is measurable: you know, there are 24 hours in a day, 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, etc. Seemingly leaving us no choice but to act accordingly, and either be good with time the noun, bad with IT, ignore IT, nonchalant about IT, and so on. But then we realized something else, IT’s simply not true.  After all, people throughout history have had a completely different relationship to time than it simply being a constant. From Nelson Mandela, who, in one lifetime, ended apartheid, came out of jail, and became president. To Steve Jobs, who, at 20, dropped acid, said he’d be bigger than Gandhi, and, in his short lifetime (56 years) just might have been (you vote!). To many more humans – both heroic and horrific – who were maniacal in their mission, warped time, and accomplished lifetimes’ worth of feats. HOW?  They obviously had a way different relationship to and perception of time than most of us. They pointed far and wide, said out-of-the-box crazy sh*t, believed what they said, and acted accordingly. Time was in no way just a noun, a constant, or an impediment to them like it is for many of us in certain areas. It was their toy. Their verb to play with at will. And, clearly, they were playing with different odds than many of us. In other words, we’re the problem, not time. You see, if time were really just like gravity, then the only thing we could do is to surrender to it vs. have to step up and get down and dirty with it, play with it, invent it, cause it, have magic around it; and, yes, warp it. Except, isn’t time our own invention? A construct WE created to deal (or not deal) with our own demise? Why then, can’t we turn time – like HG did with “to human” and “love” – into a verb? A verb we can, in turn, f*ck with, in the best and riskiest of ways, and make more things happen because we, its inventors, invented new vocabulary, created new theories, and lived and died to prove those new theories true?!  We can. The minute (ha), we start screaming out-of-the-box, wild, seemingly (to us) illogical targets or what-have-you’s and fully believe that there’s no such thing as time the noun, we can game the linear system that WE manufactured in the first place! The power is back where it belongs, in our hands and we can now think, speak, act, and, yes, dance accordingly. CARE to dance with us? Remember: IT’s just a jump to the left and a step to the right (as in accurate). 

Does your relationship with time need marriage counseling? We can mediate.Whether you’re flaky, forgetful, or the “fly by the seat of your pants” type. We’ve got TIME and every other area of your life covered in Inner.U CAREER, no including a new, exclusive module on Time Management?Here's What's Included:When it comes to time and our management of it, or lack of management of it, it’s our relationship to time that must change NOT time itself.So, if you find yourself in a battle with time, like many of us do, you are more than likely in a battle with yourself and how you are choosing to live your life and design your time. Until now, that is. We’ve got your covered: from uncovering your current crappy theories about time to, in real time, dealing with how to actually get everything you want done, done.Coming?

Ready to warp time?!Love,HG

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